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THE FLAWD SCIENCE REPORT®
Dr. Jeremy J. J. Flawd*, Phd, MS, BS, SoS, SoL

Science's esteemed debunker of the ridiculous lets loose and rampages among the dregs of silly science. Having spent an entire career chasing down and exposing the underbelly of pseudoscience, Dr. Flawd shares some of his favorites.

In the interest in not getting our butts sued off, we do not mention these companies/individuals by name. In the interest of science, we cut and paste this stuff from their websites and blogs. Its "straight from the horses........mouth".


   

WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE...THE LEADER IN MADE-UP SCIENCE
Perhaps its because it IS everywhere and everyone needs it, that water seems to be a major attractor for scammers. There is so much silly science concerning water that this blog ALONE could go one for thousands of pages. So we'll limit this to just a few "choice" snippets:

  • xxxxx is the only one in the world that knows how to use electrons and differential pressures to get RESULTS.
  • Osmosis in trees and plants STOPS when it's raining and starts again when it's DRY! Using the water to make ordinary ice cubes, though the ENERGY is still there, it only expresses itself, and osmosis only occurs, when it's not raining. Water processed TRULY nature's way (God's way if you will) is "programmed" to respond this way. This is the water our Lord and nature wants you to have!
  • Most VITAMINS, OXYGEN and BODY ELECTRIC PRODUCTS CAN'T WORK optimally without the ELECTRONS found in CHARGED WATER
  • ANY LAB will tell you, many other health promoting activities can't work without the ELECTRONS found in CHARGED WATER because OXYGEN levels have dropped to as low as 8%, in today's water molecules, they are SMALLER and CAN'T HOLD the additional donor ELECTRONS (from OXYGEN) needed to make them work!! As a result, VIRUSES and BACTERIA are mutating out of control... CAUSING almost ANY problem you can name!
  • This is a MOMENTOUS BREAKTHROUGH because ELECTRONS KILL VIRUSES (ordinary water doesn't have enough ELECTRONS), returns wells to purity, and expanded molecules STAY THAT WAY. Energized water STORES INDEFINITELY (you CAN'T do that with ordinary water... look at the Expiration Dates). Today's water molecules are TOO SMALL...any lab that studies the properties of water can PROVE IT TO YOU! DON'T listen to all the scientific jargon about products!
  • WARNING: Do not buy this product if you give credence to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that discourages us from telling you about the potentially miraculous healing results that may occur from using this product as recommended.
This goes on and on and on. Admittedly, I am picking on one particular company, but they are BY FAR the most entertaining.

An interesting sidenote is that the machine that makes this water is patented in the US and in fact, it actually makes excellent distilled water. But that is ALL it does. Save your money....go buy distilled water at the market.

For a REALLY amazing and detailed analysis of silly water science, see THE BUNKHOUSE.


MAKE YOUR CAR GO VROOOM
It seems that the "creeps" come out of the woodwork at just the appropriate time and seek to relieve us of our hard-earned money using science and BIG BUZZWORDS as their crowbar. Such is the case with our current "gasoline crises" (in quotes because, well, is it a REAL crises?). Its not hard to find several compani
es touting gasoline additives that will increase performance and up your gas milage by 25%. And the sad thing is that PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS!

Following are some of the "scientific claims" made by these practitioners of silly science:

  • When a naphthalene is converted into a naphthenate, we change the frequency and together with a dispersant we get a very large surface for the catalyzer to work.
  • This distillation of coal has proven to lower the flash point achieving an air and fuel mix with a bigger energy saturation.
  • it breaks down the combustible molocules of the fuel into smaller particles which, in turn, lowers the flash point and causes it to burn more efficiently and cleanly.
  • Essentially, it stretches the yeald (sic) of combustion of your fuel by "atomizing" the fuel, causing your motor to; run cooler, cleaner, and burn your fuel more "completely".
The REALLY FUNNY aspect is that university's verify that these products are merely mothballs, a scam that has been perpetrated since the invention of the automobile. This is just the 21st century version.

BTW, this product is sold through "distributors" via a pyramid scheme, run by a "christian minister". They are currently closed by court order and awaiting a jury trial.


THE APOLLO MOON-LANDING HOAX - MILLIONS HELP KEEP THE SECRET
Can you imagine this: millions of people that worked on the Apollo moon-landing project are so afraid of the truth leaking out, that EVERYONE OF THEM (including the janitors) have not stepped forward to reveal the awful truth - THE MOON-LANDINGS WERE A GOVERNMENT-SPONSORED HOAX!

 

* Dr. Jeremy J. J. Flawd is a made-up character, and any similarity to actual persons living or dead is coincidental and unintended.

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Last update: Aug 10, 2006
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